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March 13, 2006

Hail Mary

A champion of Republican family values comes again:

Adult film starlet and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey is scheduled to attend the prestigious United to Victory dinner with President George W. Bush in Washington D.C on March 15th - 16th.
In addition, due to Carey’s efforts in starting Mary Carey Productions, Inc. in 2005, Carey will receive the 2005 California Businesswoman of the Year award.
“I’m always excited to learn more about what’s going on in our nation’s capital, since most people in the porn industry think an Iraqi pullout is a form of safe sex,” quipped Carey. “Since I’m seriously considering running for governor of California again, I’m going to need a lot of support from Republican lawmakers nationwide - however I can get it.”
At the invitation of the Nation Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC), Mary Carey will meet and interact with key Congressional leaders and Administration officials to discuss advancing powerful pro-business, pro-family agendas and meeting positive legislative goals. She will join Karl Rove, senior advisor to the President, for lunch on Wednesday the 15th, and President Bush for dinner on Thursday the 16th.
“I’m excited to be going back to Washington D.C. to see the president again,” said Carey. “Everyone thinks that politicians are stuffy, but we all had a great time last year, and I had fun signing a lot of autographs. Wait till they see that I have lost 20 pounds since the last time they saw me. Watch out Mr. President!”

Not for the first time, words fail me.

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Ah, just think of how this news would have been received if clinton had done it. Bill Bennett would have gotten out from under his dominatrix and done 24/7 sermons on how Clinton was turning America into Sodom.

But Smirky giving an award to a porn star who makes porn jokes about the carnage in Iraq will garner complete silence from the Culture Police. No rules (or laws) for Republicans.

Posted by: The Doctor at March 13, 2006 12:53 PM